hi! i’m clark. i turn trends into tone and products into personality, and i never start sentences with sexy, alliterative metaphors. whether it's wellness, fashion, ecomm, or events, i write with clarity, creativity, and edge.

"do not use semicolons… all they do is show you've been to college." - kurt vonnegut -

"do not use semicolons… all they do is show you've been to college." - kurt vonnegut -

work

zumba

puma golf

stein mart

venus fashion

bug bite thing

arts & entertainment

agency

…and other fun stuff